sapphicgimli:

pirate gollum: me precious

foulserpent:

this was an unpopular take in recent history but i truly believe it is possible to care about your friends and acquaintances and be a good friend while simultaneously hoping their lame ass boyfriend (theres always one) dies in a boating accident or falls into a well or smth

breathofthegay:

Yona: So, about Link?

Sidon: Yes?

Yona: care to explain why the dashing, handsome, brave, selfless hero and light of your life is half naked and chewing on a rock?

Sidon, swooning: he’s so mysterious

Yona: he’s feral.

lonlonranching:

link really went missing for a couple weeks and sidon was like. well. guess i’ll marry a woman.

kalsamurai:

I’d like to formally apologize to yona for my initial murderous reaction, I am willing to respect you now that I understand that this is an arranged marriage and you’re both gay

sundaifm:

Link: *holding up his hand* Sidon gave me a ring🥰

Zelda: Every sage gave you a ring

Link: *swinging his legs back and forth* Do you think he likes me?

Zelda: He’s literally ENGAGED?!

Link: *humming to himself completely unaware*

shitboy96:

At this point I just assume every story on tumblr is fake but I reblog it anyway because who cares we’re all dying and who am I to deprive myself of a tepid chortle

oragala:

I love the shitty comic sans valentines, because it’s like… A recurring meme. I can look forward to it, knowing that every Valentine’s Day without fail I can enjoy some high quality memes